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Poetical Musings
The fat cat on the mat
may seem to dream
of nice mice that suffice
for him, or cream;
but he free, maybe,
walks in thought
unbowed, proud, where loud
roared and fought
his kin, lean and slim,
or deep in den
in the East feasted on beasts
and tender men.
The giant lion with iron
claw in paw,
and huge ruthless tooth
in gory jaw;
the pard dark-starred,
fleet upon feet,
that oft soft from aloft
leaps upon his meat
where woods loom in gloom –
far now they be,
fierce and free,
and tamed is he;
but fat cat on the mat
kept as a pet
he does not forget.
JRR Captin
Captin of Old Age Day
So Owl wrote . . . and this is what he wrote:
HIPY PAPY BTHUTHDTH THUTHDA
BTHUTHDY .
Pooh looked on admiringly.
"I'm just saying 'A Happy Birthday'," said Owl carelessly.
Rosy Lipped Capfish
(11:35:20 PM) BaconInSeclusion: why
(11:35:33 PM) Asking captinofcats to connect to us for Direct IM.
(11:35:36 PM) The remote user has declined your request.
(11:35:40 PM) captinofcats: it is a david fish
(11:35:54 PM) captinofcats: NOT A CAPTIN FISH
(11:35:57 PM) Asking captinofcats to connect to us for Direct IM.
(11:36:00 PM) The remote user has declined your request.
(11:36:04 PM) captinofcats: I KNOW YOU THREW MY FACE ON THERE
(11:36:06 PM) BaconInSeclusion: YOU ACCEPT THAT SHIT
(11:36:09 PM) BaconInSeclusion: I SWEAR
(11:36:09 PM) captinofcats: I KNOW YOU DID THAT
(11:36:10 PM) BaconInSeclusion: I DID NOT
(11:36:12 PM) captinofcats: OR YOU PUT A HAT ON IT
(11:36:19 PM) captinofcats: YOU SON OF A BITCH
(11:36:20 PM) BaconInSeclusion: CAPTIN YOU ACCEPT THE FUCKING IMAGE CONNECT
